Sorry excuse for an NBA player fails to get triple-double

It was quite the embarrassing performance Saturday night when Jimmy Butler Failed to record a triple-double.  Despite winning the game and getting 32 points, he was unable to achieve what really matters— having a cool-looking stat line. “I want to apologize to my teammates, ownership, the fans, and even God himself,” Butler said hanging his head in obvious shame.  “Tomorrow I will comb through the game tape and determine which teammates ...

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