NBA to require short speech on race relations between free throws

NBA to require short speech on race relations between free throws

In the season restart in Orlando, the NBA has announced all players will be required to deliver a short speech on race relations between all free throws.  The decision was made by LeBron James via tweet and the league office agreed to his demands with a press release twenty-two seconds later. According to the press release, after a player attempts the first three throw an audio/video crew will scramble onto the court ...

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Supreme Court to take ‘Jordan vs. LeBron’ case

Supreme Court to take ‘Jordan vs. LeBron’ case

This week it was announced the U.S. Supreme Court has agreed to hear arguments for the Michael Jordan versus LeBron James debate. Dozens of laptops are being set up around the Great Hall with YouTube highlight reels playing of each of the NBA stars.  Memes showcasing their side-by-side career achievements have been blown-up on poster board so many of the elderly justices can properly see them. “So what, there’s a bull and ...

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NBA raitings down because racism

NBA Blames Low Ratings on Racism

The NBA has a ratings problem.  This season ABC, ESPN and TNT are seeing a 22% drop and league experts know exactly why. “Easy answer.  Racism,” Jackie MacMullan explained.  “Unlike previous years, NBA fans are now flipping on the TV to watch some exciting basketball and many of them are now going, like, ‘What?!  What in the name of Coldplay is going on around here? Minority members?’ and then research shows they’re flipping to Dawson’s Creek reruns we ...

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