BREAKING: NBA fines Hornets owner for talking about players not on his team

Charlotte Hornets owner Michael Jordan has been fined $13 billion for spending nearly 10 hours talking about players not on his team. The statement from the league is as follows: “We understand Mr. Jordan was doing his little documentary about dancing goats or something, but he mentioned dozens of players not on the Hornets roster and we are choosing to make an example of the man.” While many sports fans are furious at ...