Daryl Morey in critical condition after watching so much footage of Jordan taking long twos

Daryl Morey in critical condition after watching so much footage of Jordan taking long twos

Many basketball fans are enjoying the Chicago Bulls documentary, The Last Dance.  But Rockets GM, Daryl Morey isn’t one of them.  In fact, reports from Houston are that while watching another two episodes of the program, Morey collapsed.  Doctors at Houston Methodist Hospital were stumped as to what exactly happened to Morey.  But when the Rockets team physician arrived, he knew exactly what the problem was. “Don’t you understand?!” the Rockets doctor ...

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Hardin Not a Travel

James Harden Walking Out of Store With New Ball Deemed to Actually be Legal Dribble

Controversial footage of James Harden casually walking out a Dick’s Sporting Goods holding a new basketball has caused quite a stir among basketball fans.  In the clip, Harden looks to clearly take 41 steps on his way to his vehicle.  But, upon closer look, experts say the Rocket’s star may have actually pulled off a legal dribble. “Ok, here’s the footage that everyone’s arguing about.  What do you think?” Coach Nick of BBall Breakdown asked former ...

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Yao winning at buzzer

Report: China Has Been Altering All NBA Games So Yao Ming Drills Game-Winning 3-Pointer

It has been learned that China has been doctoring the end of all close NBA games to feature Yao Ming drilling game-winning three-pointers.  The discovery was made when a Chinese security glitch leaked an on-line highlight from a Pistons/Suns game.  In the actual game, Detroit won 113 – 111.  However, the altered footage shows Yao Ming gathering a loose ball, rising up from thirty feet and swishing a three-pointer at the buzzer.  Once the footage began ...

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