Draymond green makes shot

Draymond Green Makes Shot

In a game against the Sacramento Kings, Warriors forward Draymond Green made a shot. While a made field goal is technically a non-reviewable play, the officials, the Kings, and even Steve Kerr insisted on taking a peek at the monitor to confirm. The Chase Center crowd quietly stared at the massive screen as slow-motion footage played of the basketball seemingly leave Green’s hands and mysteriously maneuver into the inside of the rim.   “Oh C'MON!  This is Bull S***!” Green yelled as he ...

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Pelicans’ alternate jerseys trick New Orleans sports fans into watching NBA game

The New Orleans Pelicans have been caught manipulated their ‘City Edition’ jerseys to look like the New Orleans Saints football team. “It was a shameless ploy designed to interrupt Louisiana’s long-held tradition of not watching NBA basketball,” said former Saints QB Bobby Herbert.  “I accidentally watched the whole first quarter!  Everyone was offsides and their running game was pure crap.” We’ll get to the fans’ reactions, but first, let’s review how the Pelicans pulled this off. Per league rules, the city edition uniform ...

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New Hubie Brown dating app will loudly yell, “There you go!” when you do something good

NBA television analyst, Hubie Brown has always had a heart for helping young men on the court.  Now, the long-time coach has lent his experience to the dating world with the new Hubie Brown Dating app. By sensing small hormonal changes in the air, the free version of the app will yell, “There you go!” each time the man has done something that pleases his date. Included in the $3.99 premium version, Hubie will give a disapproving sigh and say, “Now ya ...

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City of Philadelphia now forbids Danny Green from practicing on public hoops

The city of Philadelphia has formally prohibited 76er shooting guard Danny Green from practicing on any public hoops.  The announcement was made shortly after the NBA player arrived at Markward Park on Saturday.   Green shot several wild attempts blowing massive holes straight through four backboards and one of his shots badly injured a citizen at a neighboring park.    “I’ve never seen anything like it,” said onlooker Joel Burton.  “At first everyone was like, ‘whoa—Danny Green’s here!’ and minutes later we ...

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Draymond green makes shot

Draymond Green Makes Shot

In a game against the Sacramento Kings, Warriors forward Draymond Green made a shot. While a made field goal is technically a non-reviewable play, the ...

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Pelicans’ alternate jerseys trick New Orleans sports fans into watching NBA game

The New Orleans Pelicans have been caught manipulated their ‘City Edition’ jerseys to look like the New Orleans Saints football team. “It was a shameless ploy ...

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New Hubie Brown dating app will loudly yell, “There you go!” when you do something good

NBA television analyst, Hubie Brown has always had a heart for helping young men on the court.  Now, the long-time coach has lent his experience ...

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City of Philadelphia now forbids Danny Green from practicing on public hoops

The city of Philadelphia has formally prohibited 76er shooting guard Danny Green from practicing on any public hoops.  The announcement was made shortly after the ...

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Pacers’ director of accounting to double as small forward

On Monday, the Indiana Pacers coaching staff made their annual stroll through the corporate offices to see the new crop of talent.  Much to Pacers ...

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NBA forced to remind players that marijuana testing ended three years ago

After NBA players celebrated that the league would no longer test for weed, an annoyed Adam Silver was forced to remind them that the league ...

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Paul George: ‘Doc Rivers told me to hit the side of the backboard’

On the Smoking Drugs Is Cool podcast with Stephen Jackson and Matt Barnes, Paul George told the hosts it was Doc Rivers who told him ...

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Cavaliers try to pay player salaries in swords

Some exciting news for Cavaliers players was announced this week as owner Dan Gilbert decided to pay all players in old-timey medieval swards again.  Gilbert, who ...

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NBA fines Thunder $65,000 for repeatedly trading their own 1st round picks back and forth to themselves

The NBA has fined the Oklahoma City Thunder $65,000 for repeatedly calling the league office and requesting to swap their own first-round picks back to ...

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