It was quite the embarrassing performance Saturday night when Jimmy Butler Failed to record a triple-double. Despite winning the game and getting 32 points, he was unable to achieve what really matters— having a cool-looking stat line. “I want to apologize to my teammates, ownership, the fans, and even God himself,” Butler said hanging his head in obvious shame. “Tomorrow I will comb through the game tape and determine which teammates let me down. Please don’t tell Wade what I did, ...
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For the seventh game in a row, Steve Kerr was forced to use all of his timeouts in the first quarter to remind all the Warriors to be hall of famers. “These players are deliberately disobeying me,” Kerr said after another loss. “Tonight’s game plan was very simple. Everyone be a generational talent, rebound, and everyone be hall of famers. I was screaming that all night. Maybe it’s my fault. Maybe I’m not being clear enough. Actually no, that’s not it—no ...
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In a game against the Sacramento Kings, Warriors forward Draymond Green made a shot. While a made field goal is technically a non-reviewable play, the officials, the Kings, and even Steve Kerr insisted on taking a peek at the monitor to confirm. The Chase Center crowd quietly stared at the massive screen as slow-motion footage played of the basketball seemingly leave Green’s hands and mysteriously maneuver into the inside of the rim. “Oh C'MON! This is Bull S***!” Green yelled as he ...
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Pelicans’ alternate jerseys trick New Orleans sports fans into watching NBA game
The New Orleans Pelicans have been caught manipulated their ‘City Edition’ jerseys to look like the New Orleans Saints football team. “It was a shameless ploy designed to interrupt Louisiana’s long-held tradition of not watching NBA basketball,” said former Saints QB Bobby Herbert. “I accidentally watched the whole first quarter! Everyone was offsides and their running game was pure crap.” We’ll get to the fans’ reactions, but first, let’s review how the Pelicans pulled this off. Per league rules, the city edition uniform ...
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It was quite the embarrassing performance Saturday night when Jimmy Butler Failed to record a triple-double. Despite winning the game and getting 32 points, he ...
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For the seventh game in a row, Steve Kerr was forced to use all of his timeouts in the first quarter to remind all the ...
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In a game against the Sacramento Kings, Warriors forward Draymond Green made a shot. While a made field goal is technically a non-reviewable play, the ...
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Pelicans’ alternate jerseys trick New Orleans sports fans into watching NBA game
The New Orleans Pelicans have been caught manipulated their ‘City Edition’ jerseys to look like the New Orleans Saints football team. “It was a shameless ploy ...
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New Hubie Brown dating app will loudly yell, “There you go!” when you do something good
NBA television analyst, Hubie Brown has always had a heart for helping young men on the court. Now, the long-time coach has lent his experience ...
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City of Philadelphia now forbids Danny Green from practicing on public hoops
The city of Philadelphia has formally prohibited 76er shooting guard Danny Green from practicing on any public hoops. The announcement was made shortly after the ...
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On Monday, the Indiana Pacers coaching staff made their annual stroll through the corporate offices to see the new crop of talent. Much to Pacers ...
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After NBA players celebrated that the league would no longer test for weed, an annoyed Adam Silver was forced to remind them that the league ...
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