J.R. Smith pledged $1000 to charity for each touchdown he scores this season

A touching but bizarre gesture was made by Lakers guard J.R. Smith on Instagram over the weekend.  “I’ve decided that I will donate $1,000 for each touchdown I score this season.  And that’s a promise,” a shirtless Smith said while squinting a great deal into his phone.  “There’s a lot of jokers out there that say they’ll help, but they lack the smarts to make a real difference.  I know I ...

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NBA asks Rob Pelinka to stop tampering with Giannis while he’s on free throw line

The Orlando restart has everyone in the NBA excited to return to their job.  But Lakers’ GM Rob Pelinka might be the most excited to resume his special talent:  Getting caught tampering. During the Milwaukee Bucks scrimmage against the Spurs, Pelinka became unable to control himself as Antetokounmpo made his first trip to the free-throw line.  “Hey, wow!  Crazy to bump into you like this, Giannis,” Pelinka said briskly skipping onto the ...

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Alex Caruso to Laker teammates: ‘Stop asking me to do your taxes’

Alex Caruso to Laker teammates: ‘Stop asking me to do your taxes’

Life for an NBA role player can be difficult.  Just ask balding Lakers guard Alex Caruso.  Reports are the third-year guard is being routinely asked by teammates to look over their taxes and it’s been effecting his on-court development.  Caruso has no professional accounting skills, but his teammates do not seem to understand that.  Take this exchange in a recent practice for example: “Hey, Kuzma!  If your man leaves you to double me, ...

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Los Angeles health officials to allow Lakers to resume practice activities, not Clippers

Los Angeles health officials to allow Lakers to resume practice activities, not Clippers

Los Angeles citizens are known for two things: their beloved NBA basketball and strictly following all of the laws.  So when it was announced that local health officials would allow the Lakers to resume practice activities, it was a cause for celebration. “I can’t wait to pace the sidelines like the prowling lion that I am,” Lakers coach Frank Vogel said.  Avery Bradley was also relieved by the news commenting, “I’ve ...

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Jeanie Buss to Pelinka: “When I said we were ‘too thin’ at small forward, I didn’t mean to sign Jared Dudley”

Jeanie Buss to Pelinka: “When I said we were ‘too thin’ at small forward, I didn’t mean to sign Jared Dudley”

A heated exchange between Jeanie Buss and Rob Pelinka has surfaced and it involves former Bobcats star Jared Dudley. A source in Lakers management is claiming a furious Buss yelled to a trembling Pelinka, “When I said we were ‘too thin’ at small forward, I didn’t mean to sign Jared freaking Dudley!” In fairness to Pelinka, last spring was a tense one within the organization.  Magic Johnson had quit unexpectedly, the team ...

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NBA to Honor David Stern’s Final Wishes

According to loved ones by David Stern’s bedside, the former NBA Commissioner's final request was, “Whatever happens, never let the Lakers get Chris Paul.” “I said, ‘of course, David,’” Adam Silver recounted. “Even if the Thunder put together a totally appropriate package which brings them both young prospects and draft picks, we’ll squash it.” “One more thing,” Stern whispered, “Make sure to enforce that dress code.  And grow your damn hair out ...

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Laker Fans Suggest All Games Except NBA Finals Go Back to Tape Delay Because #Ringzzz

Thousands of Los Angeles Laker fans have signed a petition demanding the NBA send all games back onto tape delay because #Ringzzz. According to research provided by the group, 88% of NBA fans that care about the regular season are “suckas”.  Somehow even more damning, their study shows a whopping 93% of fan that enjoy the first round of the playoff tend to be what’s called “Ass clowns.” Because of this, Laker fans are making the case that NBA ...

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