Los Angeles health officials to allow Lakers to resume practice activities, not Clippers
Los Angeles citizens are known for two things: their beloved NBA basketball and strictly following all of the laws. So when it was announced that local health officials would allow the Lakers to resume practice activities, it was a cause for celebration. “I can’t wait to pace the sidelines like the prowling lion that I am,” Lakers coach Frank Vogel said. Avery Bradley was also relieved by the news commenting, “I’ve been practicing playing defense against a lamp for two months. ...
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Say what you will about Americans, but we love a good rehabilitation story. So after Utah Jazz coach Quin Snyder killed that family, our nation is thankful he eventually landed on his feet and got a good job as an NBA coach. The details of Snyder’s horrific crime have always been a bit foggy. For one thing, not only was he never officially charged with killing a family, his criminal record is spotless. Despite that, if you’ve ever taken a look ...
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BREAKING: NBA fines Hornets owner for talking about players not on his team
Charlotte Hornets owner Michael Jordan has been fined $13 billion for spending nearly 10 hours talking about players not on his team. The statement from the league is as follows: “We understand Mr. Jordan was doing his little documentary about dancing goats or something, but he mentioned dozens of players not on the Hornets roster and we are choosing to make an example of the man.” While many sports fans are furious at the NBA for penalizing Jordan, the Los Angeles Laker organization ...
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A young Rachel Nichols once wrote paper defending Dennis Rodman’s mid-season drug-fueled Vegas rampage
If you think player empowerment is new, you’ve not met ESPN’s The Jump host, Rachel Nichols. Rachel is often criticized for being too pro-player and a recently discovered childhood school paper will likely add fuel to those flames. As Dennis Rodman’s infamous mid-season ‘vacation’ away from the Bulls was happening, a young Rachel Nichols was right on brand: Defending the player. In a school paper that was supposed to be about the power of recycling, Nichols instead chose to tell her teacher ...
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