Report: NBA League Pass support team finally has good excuse for why subscribers can’t see games
With the season on hiatus, the NBA has little to be thankful for. But a new report is showing a bright spot for the technologically challenged league. As every single basketball game is canceled, the support team over at League Pass finally has a logical reason for why subscribers can’t watch games. “Before the virus, every night would be the same thing: everyone screaming at us because they can’t watch their favorite team,” a representative from LP explained. “We had our ...
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Jeanie Buss to Pelinka: “When I said we were ‘too thin’ at small forward, I didn’t mean to sign Jared Dudley”
A heated exchange between Jeanie Buss and Rob Pelinka has surfaced and it involves former Bobcats star Jared Dudley. A source in Lakers management is claiming a furious Buss yelled to a trembling Pelinka, “When I said we were ‘too thin’ at small forward, I didn’t mean to sign Jared freaking Dudley!” In fairness to Pelinka, last spring was a tense one within the organization. Magic Johnson had quit unexpectedly, the team came up 38 wins shy of the 8th seed, and ...
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Utah Sports Fans Thrilled To Watch 10-Hour Documentary On Jazz Failure
The great people of Utah are used to being showered with blessings. And as they tune in to ESPN’s 10-hour documentary on the Jazz losing the 1998 NBA Finals, they can add another blessing to the pile. “My friends and family have been so eager to bring back Jazz basketball when we heard there was a huge NBA show on Sunday I had just one question: Are our beloved Utah Jazz going to be in it?” said long-time fan Jedidiah McKell ...
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The NBA league office has asked its officiating staff to take special note of an important aspect of their jobs for all upcoming games. Namely, follow the rules. In a statement released earlier this week, the NBA said the following: As the NBA moves forward with more exciting basketball, we have asked our officials to read the rule book and try to do better at following all the stuff in there. A source close to the league is reporting that many of the ...
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