James Harden Walking Out of Store With New Ball Deemed to Actually be Legal Dribble
Controversial footage of James Harden casually walking out a Dick’s Sporting Goods holding a new basketball has caused quite a stir among basketball fans. In the clip, Harden looks to clearly take 41 steps on his way to his vehicle. But, upon closer look, experts say the Rocket’s star may have actually pulled off a legal dribble. “Ok, here’s the footage that everyone’s arguing about. What do you think?” Coach Nick of BBall Breakdown asked former NBA referee, Ronnie Nunn. “Well, I can see why a ...
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Report: China Has Been Altering All NBA Games So Yao Ming Drills Game-Winning 3-Pointer
It has been learned that China has been doctoring the end of all close NBA games to feature Yao Ming drilling game-winning three-pointers. The discovery was made when a Chinese security glitch leaked an on-line highlight from a Pistons/Suns game. In the actual game, Detroit won 113 – 111. However, the altered footage shows Yao Ming gathering a loose ball, rising up from thirty feet and swishing a three-pointer at the buzzer. Once the footage began circulating online, many NBA media members were able to pinpoint ...
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Strict New Anti-Tampering Rule Would Strip Team of First Round Pick, Plumlee Brother
As offseason player movement becomes more frenetic, the NBA Board of Governors unanimously voted to pass new penalties on tempering. “We sent the following memo to the L.A. Lake--- I mean all thirty teams,” Adam Silver began his press conference. “Any team found to have improperly contacted a player will have one first round pick revoked and the removal of their Plumlee brother,” Silver read while dressed like a biker gang member. This uncharacteristically harsh punishment from Silver is largely being seen as an attempt to usher in a new era of ...
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NBA Reminds Players: “Absolutely NO Going Into the Stands Unless Someone Says Something That Hurts Your Feelings”
A strongly worded letter has gone out to all 30 teams reminding each coaching staff that there will be absolutely zero tolerance for players entering the stands unless some fan says something that hurts their feelings. Following games where both Isaiah Thomas and Kyle Lowry went into the stands to confront fans, Commissioner Adam Silver appeared on The Jump to speak on the matter. “You know, sometimes I can be a rude cuss but when I say ‘zero tolerance’, I mean little tolerance, you guys! This whole thing where our athletes are charging ...
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