Nuggets’ Toughness Questioned After Arena Renamed ‘Tampax Center’

Nuggets’ Toughness Questioned After Arena Renamed ‘Tampax Center’

Many throughout the NBA are taking notice of the Denver Nuggets' lack of toughness following the renaming of their arena to the Tampax Center. “I don’t like it.  Not one bit.  We’ve totally lost our home-court advantage,” Coach Mike Malone told the media.  “Now we can hear opposing teams yell things like, ‘Come on, guys, you want to lose in a place called the Tampax Center?’ and we’re getting everyone’s A-game.”  Malone also explained that his players are embarrassed and emasculated ...

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Steve Javie pops-in broadcast to remind viewers referees’ perfect streak of correct calls continues

Steve Javie pops-in broadcast to remind viewers referees’ perfect streak of correct calls continues

Fans were outraged again when former NBA referee, Steve Javie, interrupted the final moments of the Grizzlies/76ers game to remind the audience that the perfect streak of correct calls from referees continues. As usual, the ESPN crew summoned Javie to speak after a controversial call.  “Ok, take a look at Memphis guard, Dillon Brooks,” Javie commented over the slow-motion replay.  “After beginning to heave a three-pointer, he realizes he doesn’t know how to shoot those.  So, like a pro, he begins to ...

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A determined Marcus Smart studies film of wavy arm inflatable guys before big game

A determined Marcus Smart studies film of wavy arm inflatable guys before big game

Marcus Smart is not leaving anything to chance before the Celtics big game versus the Miami Heat tonight.  Per his request, team video coordinators have compiled ten hours of those big wavy arm inflatable guys to better prepare the shooting guard for battle. “I’m a tough guy.  Someone who’s willing to fall down on any given play.  You wrote down that I’m tough, right?” Smart asked the media.  “Coach Stevens wants us to do anything for a win.  But I’ll do ...

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NBA’s Chain Net Night leaves 14 players wounded, 3 dead

NBA’s Chain Net Night leaves 14 players wounded, 3 dead

Chain Net Night has been added to the regular season as the NBA continues to search for sponsorship opportunities.  The special night, which was sponsored by Smirnoff Ice, debuted with the Clippers and Nuggets, each trying to score the ball through a rusty chain net. “We wanted some more money---err, I mean, we wanted to bring a more playground feel to the game, and I think we accomplished that,” Adam Silver said following the game.  But despite Silver’s satisfaction, outfitting the rims ...

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Los Angeles health officials to allow Lakers to resume practice activities, not Clippers

Los Angeles health officials to allow Lakers to resume practice activities, not Clippers

Los Angeles citizens are known for two things: their beloved NBA basketball and strictly following all of the laws.  So when it was announced that ...

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Nation thankful Quin Snyder was able to land on his feet after killing that family

Nation thankful Quin Snyder was able to land on his feet after killing that family

Say what you will about Americans, but we love a good rehabilitation story.  So after Utah Jazz coach Quin Snyder killed that family, our nation ...

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BREAKING: NBA fines Hornets owner for talking about players not on his team

BREAKING: NBA fines Hornets owner for talking about players not on his team

Charlotte Hornets owner Michael Jordan has been fined $13 billion for spending nearly 10 hours talking about players not on his team. The statement from the ...

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A young Rachel Nichols once wrote paper defending Dennis Rodman’s mid-season drug-fueled Vegas rampage

A young Rachel Nichols once wrote paper defending Dennis Rodman’s mid-season drug-fueled Vegas rampage

If you think player empowerment is new, you’ve not met ESPN’s The Jump host, Rachel Nichols.  Rachel is often criticized for being too pro-player and ...

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Report: NBA League Pass support team finally has good excuse for why subscribers can’t see games

Report: NBA League Pass support team finally has good excuse for why subscribers can’t see games

With the season on hiatus, the NBA has little to be thankful for.  But a new report is showing a bright spot for the technologically ...

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Jeanie Buss to Pelinka: “When I said we were ‘too thin’ at small forward, I didn’t mean to sign Jared Dudley”

Jeanie Buss to Pelinka: “When I said we were ‘too thin’ at small forward, I didn’t mean to sign Jared Dudley”

A heated exchange between Jeanie Buss and Rob Pelinka has surfaced and it involves former Bobcats star Jared Dudley. A source in Lakers management is claiming ...

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Utah Sports Fans Thrilled To Watch 10-Hour Documentary On Jazz Failure

Utah Sports Fans Thrilled To Watch 10-Hour Documentary On Jazz Failure

The great people of Utah are used to being showered with blessings.  And as they tune in to ESPN’s 10-hour documentary on the Jazz losing ...

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NBA Asks Referees to Make ‘Following the Rules’ a Point of Emphasis This Season

NBA Asks Referees to Make ‘Following the Rules’ a Point of Emphasis This Season

The NBA league office has asked its officiating staff to take special note of an important aspect of their jobs for all upcoming games.  Namely, ...

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Hardin Not a Travel

James Harden Walking Out of Store With New Ball Deemed to Actually be Legal Dribble

Controversial footage of James Harden casually walking out a Dick’s Sporting Goods holding a new basketball has caused quite a stir among basketball fans.  In the clip, ...

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