Daryl Morey in critical condition after watching so much footage of Jordan taking long twos

Daryl Morey in critical condition after watching so much footage of Jordan taking long twos

Many basketball fans are enjoying the Chicago Bulls documentary, The Last Dance.  But Rockets GM, Daryl Morey isn’t one of them.  In fact, reports from Houston are that while watching another two episodes of the program, Morey collapsed.  Doctors at Houston Methodist Hospital were stumped as to what exactly happened to Morey.  But when the Rockets team physician arrived, he knew exactly what the problem was. “Don’t you understand?!” the Rockets doctor screamed to the puzzled medical team.  “Don’t you realize that ...

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NBA deem Pistons, Cavilers and Kings ‘non-essential businesses’

NBA deems Pistons, Cavaliers and Kings ‘non-essential’

Disappointing news for some small-market teams was announced today as Adam Silver designated the Pistons, Cavaliers, and Kings as non-essential businesses. “It’s a safety thing,” Adam Silver said on a conference call.  “We just can’t risk those teams gathering a large audience and potentially inducing sickness upon their community—or worse, a big market community.” Broadcast personnel from TNT, ESPN and NBATV have been warned not to go near a non-essential team’s arena.       Following the announcement, the Cavaliers suffered some embarrassment by admitting ...

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Los Angeles health officials to allow Lakers to resume practice activities, not Clippers

Los Angeles health officials to allow Lakers to resume practice activities, not Clippers

Los Angeles citizens are known for two things: their beloved NBA basketball and strictly following all of the laws.  So when it was announced that local health officials would allow the Lakers to resume practice activities, it was a cause for celebration. “I can’t wait to pace the sidelines like the prowling lion that I am,” Lakers coach Frank Vogel said.  Avery Bradley was also relieved by the news commenting, “I’ve been practicing playing defense against a lamp for two months.  ...

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KD to Fire Kenny

Kevin Durant considering returning this season to get the firing of Kenny Atkinson out of the way

Kevin Durant is showing real initiative as a Brooklyn Net.  Reports are, the superstar forward is considering a brief return to the court this season to get the ...

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all flopping on all shots

Adam Silver Dreams of a Day Where NBA Players Flop on Every Possession

Perhaps the only thing more graceful than a world-class NBA athlete rising up and swishing a 25-foot three-pointer is watching that same shooter jerk his head back, flailing ...

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Detroit Pistons to Advertise the Detroit Pistons on Jersey Patch

In an effort to raise the team’s profile, the Detroit Pistons have secured a jersey patch agreement with themselves. “Today we’re proud to announce that, after some of the ...

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knicks hello darkness my old friend

Knicks to Play “Hello Darkness, My Old Friend” During Player Introductions

The New York Knicks have decided to play “The Sounds of Silence” by Simon & Garfunkel during player introductions Director of Game Operations Miguel Vazquez announced earlier today.  ...

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